Wednesday, November 21, 2007

South Carolina Metal Shows

surefire suicide

John Smith was a real unlucky. Just recently, he was abandoned by his wife, was robbed and then ultimately terminated. His two children from her old man wanted to know anything and avoided any contact with him.

Because of his, as John said, shitty life, he decided to commit suicide - he had nothing to lose eventually. Because of it, however, his constant bad luck was sure he wanted to make in his suicide on the number and planned everything carefully: He tied a heavy stone which he threw himself off a cliff would, Extra bought a gun around to shoot during the fall and also swallowed a whole pack of sleeping pills and drank a half bottle of whiskey. When John

but ultimately wanted to jump off the cliff, all came out differently than planned: by the whiskey he was so disoriented that he missed the actual slope and the slope to the sea side, instead tumbles down. From his gun broke up in the fall a shot that severed the rope to the stone and give him as a possible Drowning rescue. John had come down so bad that he promptly handed the sleeping pills and choked out, including whiskey.

... a week later won the John Smith $ 1,000,000 in the lottery.

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